Lobby Jacking is the act of masturbating when you are in a call of duty or any online games lobby. If you finish before the timer runs out you win. Can be done in other situations ie; microwaves counting down.
by Most Dope95 June 23, 2011
Get the Lobby Jacking mug.Lobby Purgatory is when you're playing a game and you're stuck in the game's lobby for huge amounts of time or even forever. Most common game for this to happen is Landfall Games' April fools 2018 joke "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds"
Jim: Why hasn't the game loaded yet?
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*
by Lilhappi June 14, 2018
Get the Lobby Purgatory mug.Used by seasoned players who’ve seen enough nonsense to predict disaster before it strikes. You see the names, profile pics, ranks of the lobby and know it’s going to be either chaos, incompetence or misery; the upcoming match will not be remotely normal.
You don’t even have to specify why the lobby is bad; everyone who’s played enough would get it. Typing out “>lobby” unites everyone in a shared fatigue.
Used to detach personal accountability for whatever catastrophe is about to unfold. As in the ones who type “>lobby” are different from the rest: “it’s on the lobby, not on us.”.
You don’t even have to specify why the lobby is bad; everyone who’s played enough would get it. Typing out “>lobby” unites everyone in a shared fatigue.
Used to detach personal accountability for whatever catastrophe is about to unfold. As in the ones who type “>lobby” are different from the rest: “it’s on the lobby, not on us.”.
After recognizing multiple 0.8 K/D shitcans on your team with 2,000-hour playtime:
> “>lobby”
Matchmaking pairs you against a full premade clan called KSA:
> “>lobby”
You see a Swastika, Trans flag, Furry, Brony & Anime pfp - ALL ON THE SAME TEAM:
> “>lobby”
> “>lobby”
Matchmaking pairs you against a full premade clan called KSA:
> “>lobby”
You see a Swastika, Trans flag, Furry, Brony & Anime pfp - ALL ON THE SAME TEAM:
> “>lobby”
by Bouyphe October 7, 2025
Get the >lobby mug.Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.
The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."
by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022
Get the Lobbying mug.A lobby in an online video game that is filled with bots or low-ELO players due to the Nintendo Switch's low performing hardware giving a significant disadvantage.
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Get the switch lobby mug.by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the The Lobby mug.Lobby gremlining is where someone sits in a lobby on warzone waiting for friends to come online and then spams them with invites or joins their lobbies.
by Cl1805 February 19, 2021
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