Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.
I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.
by C-Ballz August 07, 2017
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Lobbying

Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.
The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."
by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022
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Lobby Purgatory

Lobby Purgatory is when you're playing a game and you're stuck in the game's lobby for huge amounts of time or even forever. Most common game for this to happen is Landfall Games' April fools 2018 joke "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds"
Jim: Why hasn't the game loaded yet?
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*
by Lilhappi June 10, 2018
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lobby language

A programming language that students of an institution is forced to learn based on business dealings in the programming department.

The programming language is usually never used outside of the class in the real world.
Have you heard of that lobby language eiffel?
by alienist October 24, 2020
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switch lobby

The lobby you get when you load up fortnite and queue with your friend who is playing on switch. The opps are basically paralyzed in the hands and use their toes to play.

These lobbies leave you questioning if you're playing in a lobby full of AI or 6 year olds.
Sweet, David is on. We can dog some kids in a switch lobby!

*drops a 20 kill game* God bless you David, you always put us in switch lobbies against these poverty players.

Bro, these switch lobbies have me feeling like I'm facing dhruv in every fight...
by grizloy March 08, 2024
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lobby sniping

Actively trying to join a lobby with someone without joining them directly. Normally used to go head to head with someone you don’t like.
Friend: “why are we being pulled in and out of lobbies?”
Me: “I’m lobby sniping bob, he annoyed me so I’m gonna try and join his game to annoy him”
by Beckarma TTV January 18, 2023
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Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.
A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"
by SITS07 July 05, 2009
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