couldn't care less

don't give a fuck.

Other: "Oh my gosh, did you hear about Jennie and her..."
Me: "Oh my gosh, did you hear abut the time that I couldn't care less?"
Other: "No"
Me: "Oh, well it's now :)"

by Don't give a fuck December 15, 2016

Say less

It means that enough has been said and the person has gotten to their point.

"Let's go out to eat!"
"Can't, I'm broke."
"It's on me."
"SAY LESS!"

by Hoelaina May 22, 2017

Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn

Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day

by TheVegasCasanova April 13, 2014

could care less

A misuse of a phrase similar to the misuse of the word irregardless. A phrase used by uneducated people intending to communicate the meaning that they do not care at all. Educated people notice and those who use this word instantly identify themselves to educated people as being uneducated. Educated people rarely correct them because it helps educated people more easily identify them if they are well groomed.

Idiot in a wife beater: "Hey woman! I'm thirsty, get me another beer!" Equally idiotic woman who lives with this man: "I could care less what you are, get your own damn beer."

by sanjac1836 June 27, 2008

Pee your pants less

Something you angrily yell at a social worker (who in the past has urinated on themselves at work) when you are getting kicked out of your program.

Social worker: "you need to leave, you are a safety concern..."
Crazy woman getting kicked out: "Pee your pants less!"

by sun shine's out my... November 16, 2011

I could care less

This is what stupid people say when they, in fact, mean, "I couldn't care less." The intent of the phrase is to express the fact that the level of caring the user has is nil. However when taken literally, the phrase dictates that there is at least some level of caring and it is possible to care less. Some people have said that the phrase is used sarcastically and that people who use it know that the meaning is opposite to the literal interpretation. However it is far more likely that people who say, "I could care less," and mean the opposite are just stupid.

I could care less about your opinion.

by Sadat Quoraishi November 1, 2007

I less than three you <3

Less than three is a common way of forming a "<3" or heart symbol. It's used very often online and even more so among social networking, or instant messaging. A mathematic solution for less than three would be:

Solve for i

-3i+9u+9>9

-3i+9u>0

i-3u<0

i<3u

Online its a common way to refer to "love" by saying I <3 you, or I less than 3 you <3, because it looks like a formed heart. <3

I less than three you <3

by Cuddles<3 October 25, 2011