Last Chicken in the Shop

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket

"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

by KiplingThankyouPlease May 2, 2008

Lasthole

The last table in a restaurant or bar, oblivious, or not caring that ALL the staff are waiting for them to leave.

We can't start closing the restaurant until those lastholes leave...

by John E Rox December 24, 2016

last legs

Close to the end, wearing out or on the verge of breaking.

This machine is on its last legs, I'll give it another 2 weeks before it stops working altogether.

by jimboble September 24, 2009

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

lasterday

1 : on our last time together : when last we met together
2 : (Effective for classroom use):
last time this class occurred.

"Lasterday, i remember we were discussing the concept of inversive recursion."

by -Keith Hale- October 7, 2003

Last in Line

A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:

1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
3) A laugh without a tear
4) Hope without the fear

John: Hey, Dio, when will we know?
Dio: We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

famous last words

Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.

Famous last words of a fool: This will be easy, no one's going to get hurt.

by jsd9632 April 20, 2012