Laundry Hepburn Syndrome

Laundry Hepburn Syndrome (LHS)

A psychological condition that happens in a laundromat, when the hypnotic spin of the washing machine can suddenly convince you that you are Audrey Hepburn

Katehrine: I went yesterday to the laundromat and I experienced the Hepburn Syndrome
Karen: The Katherine Hepburn Syndrome?
Katehrine: No, Karen, I mean the Laundry Hepburn Syndrome. For 30 minutes, I believed I was Holly Golightly!

by Love-fi December 8, 2025

Laundry Basket Threepointer

When u are taking ur ballsack and u stretch it over ur asshole. Then u push out a massive steamer, after that u drop it to the instep of ur foot and then u kick the turd to the nearest laundry basket.

Last week when i was visiting my family in lousiana, i threw a massive laundry basket threepointer.

by Finnishboy22 January 16, 2026

Horny nigga laundry basket

An emotion. The greatest emotion ever.

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut

by Horse,fuker,clucker February 1, 2019

Horny nigga laundry basket

A phrase that is shouted when a person wants to become a superhero .

You shout it in the middle of a busy street to gain the powers

Gary: whatch this I have superpowers
Spencer: yeah right

Gary: horny nigga laundry basket

by User 696969 July 13, 2019

dirty laundry

ususally used to describe someones secrets that they dont want anyone to find out about. Everyone usually wants to know about others dirty laundry.

I found out about janes dirty laundry!
don henley did a good song describing dirty laundry

by w00tang August 30, 2005

ass laundry

The turning on of one's washing machine in order to sit on it.

Tig Notaro has done plenty of ass laundry. She created ass laundry.

by Sara Brittain May 29, 2008

mow the laundry

Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.

"say Magdalene, suppose it's time to mow the laundry? I can't get your door open."

by tchotchotch February 28, 2007