kurtcobain_official

a very nice and very amazing and very funny tiktok account

have u seen @kurtcobain_official on tiktok?? she is very funny and very amazing

by Girlhumanhuamhuam82929292 August 29, 2021

kurt wagner

my bf

yes kurt wagner aka nightcrawler is my real bf incase u were wondering !!

by cyclopsrealgf September 11, 2021

Kurtassed

To be Kurtassed is to be working on a Friday, ready to enjoy your weekend and your coworker needs help at quittin time.

Guy: are you excited to get started on slamming some Busch lattes?
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.

by WeDemPlumbinBoyz April 15, 2022

Holy Kurt Cocaine

Used when something is so surprising, or awesome.
The first person to use it was Karpizzle on Jhofffilms, "How to Be a Grunge Vocalist" video.

"Holy Kurt Cocaine!!! That's sick!!!"

by michelalien July 31, 2017

Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 19, 2021

kosher kebab kunts

The epitome of cancer, but in Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer. These Turkish pillocks are the people who (usually) hack money into their game then ram genuine good players off the road with their shitty Skodas or their loaned Renault trucks. These baklava biting bastards are to Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer what Russians are to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive: avoid them at all costs.

Genuine Trucker 1: Where you off to dude?
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh, just Duisb-
Kosher Kebab Kunt: *rams Genuine Trucker 2*
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh my god FUCK OFF, I can't stand you dumbass kosher kebab kunts!!
Kosher Kebab Kunt: XDDDDD AFEDERSİNİZ, DEĞİL!!!!!
Genuine Trucker 1: *reports Kosher Kebab Kunt*

5 minutes later...

System: No action was taken against player Kosher Kebab Kunt 1633.

by Jakercut June 21, 2018

Kures

originated from the word "coarse" which quickly became "kures".
used when nobody cares or someone said something stupid. also used in a joking manner to exasperate feelings of dread or sarcasm.

I love school.-> kures.

i got laid last night.-> kures!

by bursurs March 26, 2009