Kristian

Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.

"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"

by PetroFun November 25, 2021

Kristian

The gayest guy you know.

You're a kristian my guy!

by FunkyChunk13 October 28, 2020

Kristian Gjerstad

cool guy

Kristian Gjerstad is a cool guy

by Helmax Egon February 1, 2019

Kristian Martin

Hoe ass nigga he a bitch

Aye yo that’s a Kristian Martin ass nigga

by LECxKingJay October 6, 2020

Kristian miller

A roughly 6ft 2 man with a weird fringe and likes football usually seen sniffing toilet seats

"Kristian miller" is a weird footballer.

by Jjpp999 June 10, 2022