Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.
by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016
Get the knowledge-bakedmug. just like 'selective hearing', but with regards to having knowledge. Admitting or not, to having that knowledge, as one seems fit.
Linda was trained on each part of her new job. However, she forgot part B, so she claims she wasn't trained for it. She's using 'selective knowledge' to cover her ass.
by MugWumpy November 14, 2010
Get the selective knowledgemug. Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.
Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.
Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.
Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
by Jsnndrwflwrs April 21, 2020
Get the insta-knowledgemug. noun
1. False sense of bravado caused by an excessive, unchecked ego or boggled memories from the past.
2. Knowledge of foxes
1. False sense of bravado caused by an excessive, unchecked ego or boggled memories from the past.
2. Knowledge of foxes
by indified July 12, 2021
Get the Fox Knowledgemug. One long remaining pubic hair (approx. 3-4 inches long) on either male or more commonly found on female genitalia.
Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.
Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.
"Yo Jared, I just slept with Shauna Palmer, man it was crazy! when i was mucking her barn, i had to stop cause i thought i had a loose hair in my mouth. But nope, it was one long single pube... in my mouth." Said Sean
"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared
"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared
by Shauna P 137 January 31, 2014
Get the The Hair of Knowledgemug. The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.
Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
Get the Knowledge Dongmug. The aftermath of a study bender when you have hella information in your head. To have a substantial amount of knowledge after many hours of studying.
by ashleenthebean November 3, 2021
Get the Juicin' with knowledgemug.