Kicking post

A fence post that a person kicks/ hits/ curses at instead of the actual person they are angry with

He took his frustration with his little brotther out on the kicking post

by Ms Old School November 5, 2018

lizard kinging

When kissing someone you violently stick your tounge in an out of their mouth repeatedly.

My girlfriend so no more lizard kinging her after she gaged.

by Lizard King 68 October 4, 2017

kicking a cow to move it

(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.

The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

rondey kinging

to beat the shit out of someone

I'm going to rodney king your ass

by zero September 29, 2004

Kicking the Windmill

to kick a windmill is to imply that you have done something exceptionally morally inappropriate or ambiguous, (esp. sexually) but actually you are only referring to kicking a literal windmill

dude, last night i was over a sally's house and we were kicking the windmill so hard.

or

dude last night i kicked sally's windmill so hard she cried

by ktw4 October 2, 2010

Kicking the can

To delay a decision, as in to pass the buck, often to another person or committee

I was supposed to be hired by Jon but now that Ian is the new manager he gets to make the decision. No news yet, they are just kicking the can on my employment.

by GuitarDragon March 19, 2021

Captain Kirking

The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.

"I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years."

by qtpm February 26, 2019