When you make a typo in an online conversation, attempt to correct it, fuck it up again and repeat. Usually ends in a string of random letters as you bang your keyboard in frustration.
Bob says:
I didn't know what
Bob says:
*hat
Bob says:
*THAT MOTHER UFCKER
Bob says:
jlkfsaa;'kJLKjajidfuacjkdjiemsdfe
Kate says:
Don't give in to keyboard rage
Bob says:
@LJLJFSJKLAJFUCKSUFSJFSDUSDS
I didn't know what
Bob says:
*hat
Bob says:
*THAT MOTHER UFCKER
Bob says:
jlkfsaa;'kJLKjajidfuacjkdjiemsdfe
Kate says:
Don't give in to keyboard rage
Bob says:
@LJLJFSJKLAJFUCKSUFSJFSDUSDS
by UkechiKate March 01, 2009
When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text.
Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.
by merlin's memory April 11, 2017
1. person whom of which races from keyboard to keyboard to keyboard to keyboard (see a pattern forming here?) to yet another keyboard so he can post online messages on Internet bulletin boards and discussion forums. Can often be found belittling innocent people (posters) of said domains. Visit keyboardracer.com for more visual and definitive information.
2. see: flamer, gayrab, manatee, and troll.
3. person whom of which uses many different computers to dupe Internet audiences, webmasters, and website moderators into thinking that the keyboard racer's posts are actually different people and user-names.
4. person whom of which uses different I.S.P. (Internet Service Provider) addresses to pose as different people online. Also known to use Internet anonymous software that masks cookies, route paths, and I.S.P. addresses.
2. see: flamer, gayrab, manatee, and troll.
3. person whom of which uses many different computers to dupe Internet audiences, webmasters, and website moderators into thinking that the keyboard racer's posts are actually different people and user-names.
4. person whom of which uses different I.S.P. (Internet Service Provider) addresses to pose as different people online. Also known to use Internet anonymous software that masks cookies, route paths, and I.S.P. addresses.
"Yeah, dude... looks like Mr. Keyboardracer just banned from yet another website for his flaming, slandering, profanity, and all out lying. When WILL he learn to stfu?"
by ZZZ June 10, 2004
-the act of becoming so frustrated taht all you can do is pound down on the keyboard and send nonsense
- slamming down on the keyboard in a reply to something that you have no idea what to say
- slamming down on the keyboard in a reply to something that you have no idea what to say
(Text) "hey, how tall is the empire state building?"
(response) "saekjsdfdfvlsajvha;dknba" (keyboard Slam)
(response) "saekjsdfdfvlsajvha;dknba" (keyboard Slam)
by MetrorteM April 14, 2010
DTUDJhjrddjhdf&jdyrhjdrdhfkd5ykrsjyyjswrhyrsjys*7&646$$(;:;:/*&&3&3$(‘joiiguftdrsrstdmhfc,jfjuuktfutfiuktcciguc
Person 1: JMGFjdthdyfjdjrydyurduyrsyursuydusyydjs$ydjsyri4yrjjfhcjdfyhkfdfhdhdfkhfdkryjddtd&6&(&(&(&
Person 2: what keyboard spam nonsense are you typing
Person 2: what keyboard spam nonsense are you typing
by theDead_Torch March 02, 2022
One with whom friendship is made and maintained mainly through a computer-based form of communication.
Lauren maintained her e-friendship with her keyboard pal Björn well until her 19th year, at which point her travels through Scandinavia brought her to his hometown, where a best-left-forgotten erotic encounter with one of his family's boars left Björn without a home, and Lauren without a keyboard pal.
by Elliott August 11, 2005
The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.
keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78
by mb500 December 17, 2009