Hellen Keller

The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.

I have no clue. I must have gone Hellen Keller for nine months.

by endsonmonday April 11, 2011

Helen Keller

Being so drunk that you can't see, hear, or make proper sentences.

"I don't think I've seen Jessica so drunk before last night"

"Yeah, she was Helen Keller for sure"
drunk

by lovefromlucyinthesky September 22, 2011

kellering

When a man ejaculates during oral sex in the face of his female partner in the eyes temporarily blinding her like Helen Keller

I she doesnt swallow so when i pulled out i gave her a kellering.

by bigterm April 30, 2014

Hellen Kellering

Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.

We were Hellen Kellering back there.

by Thee Big Bee June 20, 2010

Helen keller

When you are on skype and you cannot see anyone

John: bro are you Helen Keller?

Lily: yeah. I can't see anything!

by Memesauce July 27, 2016

Hellen Keller

when you bust a fat one in a girls eyes and ears making her blind and deaf

"Hey, heard you had a good time with Stacey last night."
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"

by pringlesmascot February 22, 2022

Helen Keller Pants

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.

Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.

by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007