Keg Goon

At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.

"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."

friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."

by morningwood0023 December 7, 2009

fuck keg

Your last option at 4am standing at the bar. Usually overweight.

Johnny was slammed in Frankston. He saw a fuck keg, but at that point he wasn't very picky.

by MJRC February 7, 2017

Keg Stand

verb.
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh

How much did you drink in that last keg stand? Leigh was such a champ.

by Adriana Carolina January 8, 2007

keg stand

The act in which a standing man simultaneously performs fellatio and supports the legs of a woman doing a handstand over another man's genitalia. At the same time, the woman performs fellatio on the second man who is typically laying on his back.

See that chick over there? She gives awesome keg stands.

by 3B October 26, 2007

keg party

the coolest party held by the coolest guy in the whole wide world, Nikita.

-Yo, u going to that keg party on Friday?
-For shizzle

by Nickkkk July 29, 2008

Melon Keg

When you put a whole in a melon and fill it with a type of alcohol, you then proceed to drink from the melon.

Geff: Hey, Robert! How was the party last night?

Robert: It was awesome! We made a melon keg!

by Epiclulz487 June 7, 2009

opened a keg of fruit

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

by june t September 30, 2016