Keen as mustard

To be very keen on something; to be particularly interested in, or looking forward to something

I hear the meat pie eating competition is on this weekend, and Trac is going to take part. Mate I am keen as mustard to go watch!

by eshayladd01 November 25, 2019

keened

to make something so bad its funny

fred wrote a joke book but his editor keened it

by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

keen custard

Premature Ejaculation

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.

by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017

Neato Keen Bean

This is the best of the best and I like it very much. If something is neato keen bean, I approve of it in the highest way possible.

It's really great. It's neato keen bean.

by DirtClaudia May 14, 2023

Sexually Transmitted Keenness

A condition in which a previously lazy person becomes a sweat after getting with someone keen

He contracted Sexually Transmitted Keenness and now he's accessing all the top grades

by __AON__ April 20, 2018

Keens Elm House

The hottest boys year 9 boarding house at millfield school. Known for its ultra sexy boys

Grace- mate I’m going on campus with a boy from keens elm house

Lilly- fuck your a lucky sod

by Jamie12958 May 28, 2021

Keen

The Non-Binary of Queen and King.

X:You’re my Queen/King

Y: Im actually Non-Binary
X: You’re my keen!

by JayJay$ July 16, 2022