kitten-tornado

A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.

The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.

by chatton August 18, 2011

Kitten life

The life of a girl dreaming whom dosent want to face reality also known as Peter Pan Syndrome.

im sad I want to live the kitten Life

by Jmaz May 14, 2012

Katzenjammer

a) When a musician plays/sings in an unpleasant manner so the music sounds like a cat wailing. (Katzenjammer literally translates to catwailing.)

b) A hangover.

c) The feeling of sadness after an euphoric event is over.

I like this song, but that guy is just playing katzenjammer!

by OnlyJulicorn January 25, 2018

Katzenmeyer

Katzenmeyer is a 6'7 tall, scary ass man. He towers over you like he's the Eiffel Tower and you're just a lousy ant and he will gaze down on you with such disappointment. Do everything perfectly with this man or he will rein hell by telling you "I'm very disappointed in you." or "one more time." As you are dying from dehrdraytion from marching too long. Before every concert he will say "that is not good enough" but after concerts he will be silent and not say a word about how bad it really was. Once you get on the tall mans good side and he praises you he will be jumping around and screaming on how proud he is of you

Katzenmeter I'd like on of those nice, sweet ladies you see at supermarkets. But instead of giving you candy, he gives you a scary ass stare that will stay in your brain forever

Madison: Did you see the glare Katzenmeyer gave the trumpets in class today?
Barry: Yeah, I feel bad for them. That glare will haunt their dreams forever

by Marchingband4life July 23, 2019

kettenkrad

Undeniably one of the best vehicles of WW2, not only is it small, but it can carry 3 people, has a top speed of 70kph and is tracked. Honestly this thing is lit.

Hey, you seen that kettenkrad? If only an original didn't cost upwards of €135,000, I'd have bought one already

by Aoctavio April 22, 2020

Kitten

A BDSM term for an, often young, submissive sexually mature female of legal consensual age, presenting herself as a sexually available young cat seeking or being part of a D/s dynamic involving Kitten Play with a Dominant master / owner.

The kitten is often bi-sexual, accommodates frequent male & female attention, is an exhibitionist, masochistic and a swinger.

The kitten rolled onto her back presenting herself for her Masters pleasure.

by Tiger-eye June 25, 2020

snuggly kitten

kittehs that look really cute and snuggly. often curled up into a ball with a cute little smile on their face

Oh hay dude did you see that snuggly kitten lyin on the couch? thing is so damn cuddly!

by iluffkittens November 12, 2010