Spinnin' that Junk

A term used to respond when someone says they hate a band you like. Can be used in pretty much any situation regardless of topic.

"Man Pearl Jam blows, do they even know how to make a decent album?"
"Whoa man I'm spinnin' that junk! You watch yourself before I stick a golf club up nose."

by turtlecream98 April 21, 2015

junk food

food that has too much fat(among other things) and bears little nutritional value

Lay off the junk food already. It's not like it's going to do anything good.

by Light Joker April 30, 2005

slam junk

when you or someone close to you has abnormally low hanging balls and you proceed to dribble them against a hard surface and slam dunk them in their navel

you boys ready for the big slam junk competition tonight!?

by Ice Kingz January 5, 2011

Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

by kuudez April 22, 2011

junk shaker

Someone who appears normal outside of the club scene but once introduced into the clubs becomes a very vigorous dancer. junk shakers can often be found in suburban areas outside of major cities.

Devon is such a junk shaker when we go to the clubs in manhattan.

by erin f. June 29, 2006

press junk-it

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

by Geoff L. November 22, 2005

Junk Dust

Talc applied to the male genitals, to prevent chafing, and maintain freshness. Often applied after swimming, bathing, or junk polishing.

I'm so glad you brought the junk dust, my junk is red raw.

by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009