Jorsty

pertaining to esoteric references usually made by hipsters who wear jorts

Hipster: that was just a reference to Baudelaire
Girl: What?
Guy: Huh?
Girl and Guy: That was so jorsty...

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Hipster: I totes almost spilled PBR all over my fav CD...it was ripped from vinyl...NBD...
Guy: dude...you're jortsing hardcore right now

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Girl: wanna go to wendy's?
Hipster: Do they have arugula salad with goat cheese? I have an obscure stomach condition that requires a steady diet of arugula and goat cheese
Girl: You're way too jortsy...I might have to reevaluate our friendship...

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Hipster: I cut up all of my jeans into jorts for the summer...winter's gonna suck! DAMN MY JORTSY TENDENCIES!!!

by valvosky September 28, 2010

Jorti

Power held by the Legendary Jorts! that grants the wearer the ability to mind fuck famales to orgasm. Also grants one the power to mystically dominate at fantasy football and piss awesome.

Girl 1: OMG who is that sexy hawtie
Girl 2: I just came...twice OMGZ
Guy 1: I wish I had the power of the Jorti

by bigsacajuea July 25, 2012

jolts

Lines of cocaine.

Did you get the jolts?

by trick January 26, 2004

JOTS

Joking On The Square.
I got this concept from an Al Franken book. It means; I was joking, but not really. "I'm just kidding (NOT!)!"

When I said the President was "dumber than a box of rocks" I was just JOTS (joking on the square).

by Mizizak October 28, 2008

jorstock

"a concert where hammerfall only plays for 3 days straight"

man that jorstock rocked the fucking socks off my feet, or something

by drew February 7, 2004

JoRus

A combination of the ever so popular and most annoying and irritating couple of people, the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus.

"Bah I'm so sick of the disney and JoRus. What happened to real music and entertainment?"

by Ms.Kaulitz August 7, 2009

Joris

A guy that wears those gay ass looking jeansshorts.

- Dude did you see that guys' shorts?
*Yeah he's a real Joris.

by MichaelTheBoon June 7, 2017