Jonny Hunt

noun ; A soft, innanimate object. Contact with will most likely result in a serious rash, or irritation. Latches on to anything in close proximity. Prone to break under pressure.

verb; under-perform

noun; 'Oh look, there's a Jonny Hunt over there'
'oh no, let's get out of here, before it comes near us'

verb; 'oh no, i've just done a jonny hunt.'
'what do you mean?'
'i fucked up'

by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 12, 2008

Jonny Craig

A rapist

Jonny Craig is a rapist

by Ombalompa January 2, 2020

jonny rocket

to try and stick your penis in somebody while there clothes are still on.

i'm gonna jonny rocket your ass

by brittany and tiffani May 13, 2005

jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

Jonny Keogh

A very smart person- there's no one that can beat one. In fact, there only is one.

Look at that dude over there, he's definatly a Jonny Keogh.

by __Anonymous__ May 7, 2005

jonny moss

the extraction of a lemming from a panda while a man in a bus looks on

crap, theres another jonny moss in the zoo

by bilbo saggins November 30, 2006

jonny typo

a word on aim or texting that is spelled completly wrong and unable to comprehend.

n00bpwner: hewy mamna yon i got fnea and xvoco.
confusedguy: wtf did you say. you pulled a fuckin jonny typo.

by James Kerin January 26, 2008