Jonny Hunt

noun ; A soft, innanimate object. Contact with will most likely result in a serious rash, or irritation. Latches on to anything in close proximity. Prone to break under pressure.

verb; under-perform

noun; 'Oh look, there's a Jonny Hunt over there'
'oh no, let's get out of here, before it comes near us'

verb; 'oh no, i've just done a jonny hunt.'
'what do you mean?'
'i fucked up'

by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 12, 2008

Jonny Craig

A rapist

Jonny Craig is a rapist

by Ombalompa January 2, 2020

jonny rocket

to try and stick your penis in somebody while there clothes are still on.

i'm gonna jonny rocket your ass

by brittany and tiffani May 13, 2005

jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

Jonny Keogh

A very smart person- there's no one that can beat one. In fact, there only is one.

Look at that dude over there, he's definatly a Jonny Keogh.

by __Anonymous__ May 7, 2005

jonny davis

a very very very very hot and sexy man, who is brave, bold and strong. He is fast and loves dogs. He gets all of the ladies and money :)

(V) (',,,,') (V)

-Dr. Zoidberg :)

look at the handsome man over there that must be a jonny davis

by melhascowaids July 21, 2018

Jonny Ace

Meaning child-like, or retard.
Somebody with a learning disability.

Can also mean body odor/ in need of deodorant.

That poor man is Jonny Ace, I feel sorry for his family.

by Giuseppe1969 May 15, 2012