1.a person who wanks or jacks off camels, usually a racial slur towards middle eastern or Arabic decent.
2. a person who hijacks camels of middle eastern decent
2. a person who hijacks camels of middle eastern decent
by superdddsuperddd June 15, 2010
Get the camel jacker mug.A person who jumps from lane to lane at a store such as Wal-Mart, thinking that each time they find a new lane, they will save time.
Did you see that lane jockey fly by us? Yeah I did, she jumped about six lanes before she was finally satisfied!
by Zappy19 December 26, 2010
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One hired to clean hot tubs, pools and other load intensive areas. These areas include vacation homes, rentals, hotels, motels and certain backyard shenanigan (oval office).
by Bob Guyton June 15, 2011
Get the Load Jockey mug.An individual who uses their creepiness to encroach greatly on others personal space. Someone who continues to try and interact with you when you have repeatedly shut them down.
That stranger on the bus who moves to sit beside you after you get on, that breathes super heavy.
That stranger on the bus who moves to sit beside you after you get on, that breathes super heavy.
That girl I hooked up with won't stop messaging me. And now, she's at the front door. What a creep jockey!
That guy moved to sit beside me on the bus. He mumbled and smelled awful, what a creep jockey!
Leave me alone you creep jockey!
That guy moved to sit beside me on the bus. He mumbled and smelled awful, what a creep jockey!
Leave me alone you creep jockey!
by FistFootFace June 16, 2011
Get the Creep Jockey mug.1. One who frequently administers blow jobs. Derogatory.
2. One who delivers blow jobs in such great numbers that they could be considered to do so on a professional and/or commercial level.
2. One who delivers blow jobs in such great numbers that they could be considered to do so on a professional and/or commercial level.
by JurassicJake June 22, 2012
Get the blow jockey mug.- To lose when losing isn't an option (I.E the options are to win or draw)
- To mess up a situation in which there's only something to gain
- To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
- To mess up a situation in which there's only something to gain
- To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Mate, I'm such a dis jockey. I've managed to lose money on a free bet.
For Fucks sake, you're such a dis jockey.
For Fucks sake, you're such a dis jockey.
by 365Awooga June 3, 2016
Get the Dis Jockey mug.The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.
Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.
by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013
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