jizzen-viv

is a hot wet juicy duo that in most cases work behind a front desk at a hotel.

god dam jizzen-viv is sexy as fuck, son!

by jiz and vivi February 7, 2009

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

jizzimistic

When a chick is so hot that looking at her makes you wanna cum.

Damn, that girl is so hot it's jizzimistic.

by tama931 October 30, 2011

jizzery

An establishment one frequents to deposit random quantities of jizz.

I am going to the jizzery- I feel backed up today.

by sck August 19, 2013

jizzitorium

The abode of pure evil found in numerous basements across noth america, where aryians take young females to make themselves jizz numerous times over time creating a literall bath tub of jizz where they then bath at night preserving their youth and good looks till that fatefull day when there beloved fuiror returns!!

the speciman took yet another young lady to his jizzitorium.

by pedophile kyle July 29, 2014

Jizzelation

having a revelation immediately after ejaculating

Ex 1. Andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, 'yes' she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to have sex in a nearby room. immediately after ejaculating Andy has a 'jizzelation' as realisation sets in that asking this girl out was a terrible decision which he regrets immediately.

ex 2. "I was slamming this girl last night and then as i finished had a jizzelation, 'this girl is fuck ugly'"

by meesa will November 28, 2014

Jizzers

A pair of female mammary gland so large and firm that the only thing a man wants to do is to ejaculate on them and then tweak the nipples with his semi-flaccid schlong.

Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)

by CleverDick2014 April 11, 2017