jewspaper

A jewish publication for the jewish community.

The Jewspaper's Recent highlight programs include "Kosher Meet Market" sponsored by the Greek-Jewish Council, an alternative Fall Break Trip, and My Big Jewish Wedding.

by Sho'Nuff May 16, 2007

Jewsianfusion

A half white, half asian dude, who has nappy hair that grows into a jewfro. This dude also happens to be super cool and isn't your typical asian (i.e. he's bad at math). He also isn't studying to be a doctor or engineer, he is in a international studies program. He also happens to be a stud.

-"Hey do you know any jewsianfusions?"
-"yeah, actually! He goes to the same liberal arts college as me. He's super cool."

by GLstudent1234 November 18, 2012

Jewsting

Jewsting = jew-fisting. The process of fisting Jewish American princesses.

Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.

by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009

Jewschebag

1) A Jewish person with douche bag-like tendencies.

2) A person who acts like a douche bag, but only when it comes to money.

1) Wow, is that Semite seriously going to take pictures of himself in front of a church? What a Jewschebag!

2) Last week, I lent Matt fifty bucks, and now he claims he paid it back when he clearly didn't. I'm never going to lend that Jewshebag money again!

by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

jewsaurus rex

An ancient jew who has become very experienced in the way of the jews,e.g stealing money

OMG what a jewsaurus rex

by FAGGOT MY ARSE January 20, 2010

JEW S A

This represents the jews in USA. The amount just keeps on getting bigger and bigger...It also means a heavily populated area of jews.

Dude-Why are there so many Jews?!
Other dude- This is Jew S A, get used to it.

by Sidhartha September 25, 2006

jewsus

I think the most logical explanation for "Jewsus" is Jesus, as we know him today, before he went Christian. I mean, "Jew" for Jewish, and "Jesus" for "Sus". With me?

"I wonder what Jesus was called when he was still Jewish..."
"I know! Jewsus!!!"
"That's quite comical."

by at the right word in the right place at the right time May 3, 2006