One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"
by thats right mofo March 19, 2011
Get the Jersey Shore Douche Bag mug.A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008
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Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.
by bdguyjersey April 2, 2006
Get the jersey shuffle mug.incredibly hot actor with a sexy australian accent. intelligent, witty, so so so so so so so HOT. big roles: was in uptown girls and is now on house, m.d. on fox (he plays dr. robert chase). he was recently on tv guide's list of the hottest men on tv-- there was a big picture of him ahhhhhhhh. I LOVE HIMMMM.
by ~*~*~ June 17, 2006
Get the Jesse Spencer mug.When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.
Brian: Where did Cole go last night?
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
by Superhighme June 3, 2011
Get the Jensen Shuffle mug.The man who single handedly sparked Twitch's Great Jew Controversy of 2017. This brave soul stepped forward using Twitch.tv as his medium to spread the truth about what the people of the Jewish faith had truly done. He was later banned off of the platform for informing the public of the Jewish plan to take over the United States nuclear missile silo through spreading the lie of the holocaust for justification. This was later covered up by Twitch as a "Loli Hentai" related removal even though Jesse is 6087 days on nopfap, making this impossible.
Jesseakagod- THE ALLEGED “Holocaust” of “6 million Jews” at the hands of Adolf Hitler and National Socialist Germany during WWII is the biggest lie ever foisted upon humanity. The very idea that the Germans organized and executed a complex conspiracy involving “homicidal gas chambers” and other barbaric, sadistic forms of mass murder designed to exterminate European Jewry during WWII is laughable on its face when you stop and objectively think about it.
These forced laborers and prisoners were well-cared for, at least until the end of the war when Germany’s supply lines broke down and chaos ensued as a result of the Soviet and Anglo-American invasion of German territory. They were well-fed, well-provided for, and given medical treatment and entertainment. They were allowed to attend concerts, organize plays, make music and play sports.
Jewish propagandists have entirely reversed the reality of the situation using their control of the media, and have blamed the Germans for starting the war and committing all the alleged atrocities, when in reality the Germans and their allies were the most disciplined, honorable and righteous forces fighting in that fratricidal Jewish-instigated war. The German people and their allies were the ones who experienced a genuine holocaust — a real genocide — during WWII, not the Jewish population of Europe.
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These forced laborers and prisoners were well-cared for, at least until the end of the war when Germany’s supply lines broke down and chaos ensued as a result of the Soviet and Anglo-American invasion of German territory. They were well-fed, well-provided for, and given medical treatment and entertainment. They were allowed to attend concerts, organize plays, make music and play sports.
Jewish propagandists have entirely reversed the reality of the situation using their control of the media, and have blamed the Germans for starting the war and committing all the alleged atrocities, when in reality the Germans and their allies were the most disciplined, honorable and righteous forces fighting in that fratricidal Jewish-instigated war. The German people and their allies were the ones who experienced a genuine holocaust — a real genocide — during WWII, not the Jewish population of Europe.
Twitch- Shut the fuck up, jesseakagod
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by Thrillme October 7, 2012
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