jerk off

slam dunk fo sho man like a reel deel nooie pass that can really ram the jam and shink down the frizzle frazzles jimbo jango pingo salmando!

gimme that jerk off

by sirociper January 21, 2010

jerk-off artist

Subway musician who only knows a few chords and plays them over and over again.

There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.

by WordDogToronto July 26, 2010

Jerk off

Someone who has a tendesee to screw things up.

The guy was supposed to fix my car, but instead he blew it up. He's a complete jerk off!

by Martina January 10, 2003

jerk-off artist

1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.

3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation

2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.

1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.

What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist

by RevelationToRevolution January 10, 2008

Jerk-Off Hands

When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.

Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?

Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.

Bill: Jerk-Off Hands

Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS November 21, 2010

jerk off

not to hard but not to soft ejaculating

my freind jerk off to a teacher and had a dream about banging her

by HighPing June 4, 2019

Jerk-off hatched in the sun

A contemptible person, more often a male.

My boss is a jerk-off hatched in the sun.

by ColF July 14, 2008