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jeremiah

“jeremiah is such a fatass.”
by orange Mercedes March 10, 2019
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Jeremiah

Jeremiahs are like doves who fly away when there are undue disturbances to their peace. They have pure hearts and love with everything in them. When they are hurt they grieve deeply but forgive easily.

By the way, did you know Jeremiahs tend to be hotter and sexier than any man alive? Not only do they make the cover of People, but their hotness glows like an ember in the dark. If you see a male creature that is the most GORGEOUS man you can imagine, then you KNOW it is a Jeremiah! Hotness recognizes hotness, what can I say? I saw one behind a door once and it changed me forever. It still and will forever have changed me.

OMG, did you see that smokin Hot Dude? Sizzlin! Must be a Jeremiah!

I think I went blind from the sheer beauty of it all! Jeremiah and all his entourage! Can you say "Hi, Good Lookin?"

I LOVE MY JEREMIAH!
Jeremiah has got it goin' own!

Hey he's so hottt that I think I'm melting!

Hey lovely! I want to BLOW YOUR MIND (just not your left side brain--that's for kisses!

Love you, Jeremiah!
by Nutaushuh June 21, 2016
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jeremiah sanchez

Jeremiah Sanchez is the goat he the best at basketball he can take ankles all day he will playing for the spurs in the future he pulls all the hoes and all the girls want him
by Yvnghoopster23 September 12, 2017
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Jermiah Saad

A Jermiah is a fat gay guy with a fucked up hairline. People usually run away the second they see him. He usually has no friends and eats everything/everyone in his path.
Watch out!! A Jermiah Saad is coming!! Lock your doors before he takes your food!!!
by Big Bobo April 21, 2019
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Jerrimiah

One of the most athletic males ever and very very handsome and has a huge cock also a lady’s man not a player tho the girls just loves him and very loyal
Girl 1 :Hey yk the new kid Jerrimiah

Girl2: omg yes he’s like the perfect guy
by JGTV December 8, 2019
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Jeremiah

by Skeetmymeat May 27, 2020
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A very sexy man who can steal your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, brother, sister, mother, father, dog, cat, fish, turtle, hamster, horse, cow, goat(s), , sheep, bird, ferret, chicken, rooster, hen, banana, stepsister, stepbrother, stepmom, stepdad, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, cousin, other cousin, godmother, godfather, god-sister, god-brother, dog god-dog, god-cat, step-dog, step-cat, step-grandfather, step-grandmother, step-aunt, step-uncle, step-cousin, other step-cousin, paternal step-brother, maternal step-brother, paternal god-brother, maternal god-brother, paternal step-god-brother, maternal step-god-brother, etc.
Hot woman: Omg ITS JERMOFTHSTAIN ROMMIPFLAIN JICKLECRAK J.R JEREMY LEMONSQUAT MXVII!! HE’S SO SEXY
Jeromifthstain Rommipflain Jicklecrak J.r Jeremy Lemonsquat MXVII: eh you’re not hot enough for me
Hot lady(s): sigh date me
by RealWambit May 3, 2022
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