Jared

Jareds tend to be very tall, and very attractive. They have a hipster style, mixed with a little bit of rock. Jareds usually are very intelligent, and can be very overprotective in a serious situation. He knows how to treat a girl, and can always tell how girls feel just by hearing their voices. If you ever start dating a Jared, never let him go.

Girl 1: Did you see what Jared is wearing today?

Girl2 2: omg, yes! He's so adorable! I just want to take off his beanie and ruffle his hair!

Girl 1: I know right!

Girl 2: If he ever asks me out its a definite yes!

by nickiminajared December 28, 2012

Jared

A charming, smart, sweet, caring guy, that stole my heart from the first day. Utter blissfulness whenever in his presence..

Jared is the luckiest guy in the world.

by whitskin18 April 18, 2010

Jared

Beast Of All Trades, Always Copied Never Duplicated! Worth Weight In Gold!, Hes Their When You Need Him, And Still Their When You Dont,

Hey Man, Your Such A Jared!
Hey, I Just Heard You Pulled A Jared On That Clown RobDog59!

by MooseMan420 November 22, 2011

jared

hes 19 and never learned how to fucking read

Teacher: Jared could you read this

Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read

by willow1098 October 15, 2018

Jared

A best friend to many and a true love to an especially lucky girl. He cares so very much and his love is best described as perfection every breathing second it is given. A Jared is funny to all and just as kind. If you cross paths with my Jared... Know that he is mine. And I wouldn't change it for the world.

The love of my life can be none other than Jared.

by BryLoves February 2, 2017

Jared Lee Loughner

The alleged psychotic gunman that went on a shooting rampage in January 2011. Characterized as being a virgin, talking in circles and simple riddles, and shaving all the hair off his head.

Jared Lee Loughner: If the turd is brown, then brown is the turd.

by The Simpletonian January 19, 2011

Jare Bear

a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.

Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear

by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011