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Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD.When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)
Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"
Jared by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017
Don't be a Jared!
Jared by Tarzana-Truth October 20, 2017
Jared, the inside section of the urethra, when red hot it shall burn. When struck with tissue it vibrates like the pussy he is
Did you see fkn frank today, we had being such a Jared
Jared by Frank certain April 20, 2018
A 19 year old who never fucking learned how to read
what up, I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.
Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if he’s a good guy or a bad guy. he’ll leave you guessing and that’s the worse part because he’ll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Don’t trust any J’s so easily they’re the most confusing people you’ll meet.
“OH THATS A JARED be careful
Jared by From the best December 27, 2018