january 28

the fucking best day ever because i was born

You: hey man whens ur bday
Me: january 28, why?
You: yeah nah not surprised lmao

by The quanman October 24, 2019

14 January

The date that legends are born.

- Woah, how did she managed to do that?
- She’s was born on 14 January

by papaki November 3, 2019

january 4 2006

This is when a loving, kind,trustworthy person is born

Adwaith is a person born on January 4 2006

by Adwaith January 11, 2020

january 8th

my birthday

person : what is january 8th
me : my birthday

by yo faggy mom December 10, 2020

just jerk January

on just jerk January men can only masturbate. you can not sex or get blowjob.
Also on just jerk January you can fix your failure on no nut November

on just jerk January your hand will be your best friend

by mr. sexi November 2, 2019

January 15

National bitch slap day. Bitch slap anyone you want without getting in trouble.

1. Bitch slap,
The slapping with the back of your hand
2. Guys and girls, watch out on January 15.

by SToNKs masTeR January 14, 2020

January 28

The day Henry the Eighth died

Steve: “Hey did you know Henry the Eighth died on January 28th”
Second Guy: “Oh my god Steve shut up I don’t fucking care”

by stupid moron disease October 16, 2019