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Jake Paul

A man-child that painfully cannot rap. He works for Disney, only because of his attention he received from the now dead as fuck app vine. His fame is from his brother Logan Paul's vines. He has more money than he needs and needs to fucking stop making music.
"Jake Paul gives me cancer,"
by batshitgoth June 19, 2017
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Jake Fowler

Jake Fowler is a legend. That's all there is to it. Jake Fowler is the purest example of the sick and twisted nature that dwells on Planet Earth. Everyone should strive in life to be more like Jake. He is smart, charismatic, capable, and most importantly free in all the ways most are not. Chaos, cocaine, parties, fighting, car chases, jail time, and the smell of napalm in the morning; all these things exists simply so someone like him may practice them all. Be like Jake. Live like Jake. Jake Fowler reigns supreme.
"Jake Fowler? The legend? He's one crazy motherfucker, I'd love to party with that wild bastard."

"Jake Fowler might seem chill but deep down he's to crazy for his own good. Stay away from that one."
by ReignSupreme2017 January 31, 2017
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jake story

a story without a clear ending or point
joey: one day, i was watching the history channel. . .

everyone: shut up joey, you're telling a jake story
by Ooma December 9, 2008
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Jackey Ending

Drinking Jack Daniels and getting "Whiskey Dick" then getting a happy ending massage to prolong the experience.
I can't go out tonight, I got a 5th of jack and a massage appointment at 9:00. Gonna get a Jackey Ending.
jack daniels happy endinghand job
by Jota Jota Ross October 28, 2010
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Jake Paul Illness

It's when you get stage 420 cancer and cannot hesitate to not fuck up everyone's life. You turn into the biggest fuccboi in the history of MAN-FUCKING-KIND. Now all you can do is make a YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. Woopsies, you lost 2,000,000, now go roast your own older-brother. You can create a team and fuck it apart. Put "England is my city" in the script. Even though there is a city called England, I'm almost 100% positive that isn't what Pyrocynica-Nick Crompton was talking about.
Fuck my life, because anything means nothing when you're a victim of the Jake Paul Illness
by Dooby-scoo February 15, 2018
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Jake Baz

He is not a smart man.
Jake Baz is not a smart man.
by YesioHesio April 28, 2019
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jake paul

wow i have jake paul
by jakepaul hater 2169 March 9, 2021
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