Jail Pale

When your skin is very pale , comparable too an inmate who has been confined to a cell with little exposure to any natural light for a long period of time.

Luke : "Hey bro you wanna roll 2 the lake later?"
Ben : "Nah man ive been playing that new DC Universe game, i gotta go for a tan first bro im like pale..jail pale."
Luke : "Lame dude"

by MacEleven February 21, 2011

Jail bait

Latiah Jayde’! She is commonly found looking hot like an 18 year old. She Manages to find herself dating illegal seniors this is considered jailbait!

“When she’s only 14 so you grab out the draw 4 card.” - J

The word jail bait means to be illegal for seniors

by Jordan Nugara August 28, 2018

Jail Break

noun; having a bowel movement in such a way where the waste leaves your body with great force and quantity. This is the type of event you cannot stop once set in motion and you would prefer to have happen in a safe and familiar bathroom.

I shouldn't have had all that Mexican food last night. That is definitely going to cause a jail break in the morning.

by Patrick V. Dooce December 31, 2008

Jail Meal

bread and water as meal

Dude1:How was the pizza,dude?
Dude2:Duhuude..instead of pizza i got a jail meal

by XgoneX December 18, 2005

Jail Bar Licker

A individual who gets pleasure out of licking jail bars, rusty, or clean

Did you hear about that kid who likes jail bars, you know JBL?
Yeah, he loves that sweet metal, he must be a Jail Bar Licker

by lololol500 December 10, 2010

Jail Love Curse

When your man gets locked up unexpectedly and you are forced to wait on his ass because you love and wanna be with him. you sit around all day long waiting for his calls cuz you miss him and love him. Then.. when he finally calls, all he does is bitch about your life because they think your fucking around or their jealous of the fun your having, or...they jus sit on the other end of the phone and say absolutely FUCK ALL !! The worst part of this curse is when they get mad because you are having a side conversation because they were saying....FUCK ALL !! ( lol ) The second shitty part about this curse is when you send 2-3 letters a week and send pictures because they asked for it, and they take a week or 3 to write you back....ONE!! An those who are cursed with this curse take this shit very seriously!! No one knows why us cursed ones stay with these jail birds , most say that "we should walk away why wait on a man who put himself in there in the first place?" The reason is simple, its because only us cursed ones know who these jail birds are beneath their tough exterior . && we Fucken Love Them !! Hense the Jail Love Curse .

I waited all day for his call , but then he had rec, so he only could talk for 5 mins coz it was someone elses phone time. Then when he called me back , He got real mad coz i was chillen with my bro-mie" I think its this jail love curse...

by DLDJAMtheCursedOnes April 13, 2011

Jail Fuck

Verb - The Act of Incarcerated Intercourse

Measurement - A vague unit of time and space that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. When used to measure space as well as time it's usually a very short distance but due to one's own intoxication this distance seems to take Forever. This measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. See Drug Dealer Time

Verb - "Man that was some awesome jail fuck last night huh? The warden sure knows how to use his nightstick"

Measurement -
1st example
John: "Goddamn Jim! I was waiting a whole jail fuck for you to get here!"

Jim: "John I was only gone 30 seconds....HOLY SHIT are you high man"

2nd example

Jim: "Hey man how far is your dealer? I wanna pick up some kush"

John: "Oh it's not far, he's just a Jail Fuck away"

by AdamTarget December 3, 2010