Verb - The Act of Incarcerated Intercourse
Measurement - A vague unit of time and space that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. When used to measure space as well as time it's usually a very short distance but due to one's own intoxication this distance seems to take Forever. This measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. See Drug Dealer Time
Measurement - A vague unit of time and space that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. When used to measure space as well as time it's usually a very short distance but due to one's own intoxication this distance seems to take Forever. This measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. See Drug Dealer Time
Verb - "Man that was some awesome jail fuck last night huh? The warden sure knows how to use his nightstick"
Measurement -
1st example
John: "Goddamn Jim! I was waiting a whole jail fuck for you to get here!"
Jim: "John I was only gone 30 seconds....HOLY SHIT are you high man"
2nd example
Jim: "Hey man how far is your dealer? I wanna pick up some kush"
John: "Oh it's not far, he's just a Jail Fuck away"
Measurement -
1st example
John: "Goddamn Jim! I was waiting a whole jail fuck for you to get here!"
Jim: "John I was only gone 30 seconds....HOLY SHIT are you high man"
2nd example
Jim: "Hey man how far is your dealer? I wanna pick up some kush"
John: "Oh it's not far, he's just a Jail Fuck away"
by AdamTarget December 3, 2010