Beastly Jones
Beastly Jones by Kazara February 19, 2011
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Natasha Jones
Natasha Jones - The kind of girl who will say she wants a guy but anyone who shows any remote interest in her she bins.
Natasha Jones by Unknown1308 July 9, 2018
Dr. Christmas Jones
A large-breasted Bond girl from the movie "The World Is Not Enough." One of many Bond girls to have a double-entrendre name.
She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.
By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.
Played by Denise Richards.
She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.
By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.
Played by Denise Richards.
Bond: I always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
Dr. Christmas Jones by GoldSix-shooter June 2, 2008
Cleolinda Jones
Cleolinda Jones is the pen name of a brilliant writer of hilarious movie parodies. Cleolinda's parodies were first published on her livejournal, but after gaining a massive cult fan following, they have been published as a book as well.
Her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy movies. The title of both her livejournal and published book is M15M standing for Movies in Fifteen Minutes. The reason for this name is that her parodies are written as a sortened version of the storyline, that shouldn't take much more than 15 minutes to read. This short version is then laden with pop-culture references and wonderfully witty comments that often mirror common viewers' opinions on certain scenes.
Her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy movies. The title of both her livejournal and published book is M15M standing for Movies in Fifteen Minutes. The reason for this name is that her parodies are written as a sortened version of the storyline, that shouldn't take much more than 15 minutes to read. This short version is then laden with pop-culture references and wonderfully witty comments that often mirror common viewers' opinions on certain scenes.
Cleolinda Jones never fails to make me burst out laughing. I recommend her m15m to any moviegoer with a sense of humour.
Cleolinda Jones by Gloriel May 25, 2008
Danny Jones
1. the really talented guitarist/lead singer from McFly who sends goosebumps with his oh-so-sexy raspy voice!
Danny Jones by Maggie May_Poynter July 25, 2006
Mike Jones
A rapper who is actually a Pokemon, hence the reason he can only say "Mike Jones!"
He also appartently is very fond of the car brand Volvo
He also appartently is very fond of the car brand Volvo
Mike Jones by ~PrObL3M ChiLd~ October 24, 2006