jet fuel

verb; to sneeze or cough while pooping increasing the pressure and helping to finish quicker

I never would have made it to class on time if I hadn't jet fueled through that deuce.

by AwesomeJE September 4, 2010

Jet Blue

Losing one's temper at work and lashing out at customers and/or coworkers in an unprofessional, disrespectful, and rude manner.

"Don't be pulling a Jet Blue on me!" said Mike's coworkers to him when he stormed out of the call center after a frustrating call from a customer.

by David The Condo Man from PDX August 10, 2010

Fuck the Jets

A phrase commonly used by New England Patriots fans to express their absolute hatred and disgust towards the New York Jets team and to a way lesser degree, it's fans because fuck em that's why. Fuck the Jets

Jets Fan: We're going to crush the Patriots today with their sorry ass

Patriots Fan: Bro relax, not only are the Jets a hot landfill fire, but your team is based out of New Jersey, ironically the same place that sums up on how your team plays. Fuck outa here, fuck you, and fuck the Jets. Fuck em

by RoscJuan December 12, 2018

jet engine

Name used for a girl who is fast and loud.

Wow, what about that Nava? She's a bloody Jet Engine she is.

by ApexB September 26, 2005

Jet Wash

When you piss on the shit skids on the toilet bowl too make them go away.

I went to use the toilet and there was loads of shit skids, so I gave it a quick jet wash and it was all better.

by ch7rles January 15, 2020

Jet the hawk

Jet is a green hawk, who dislikes Sonic the hedgehog and sees him as a rival rather than a friend although towards the end of the game, he admits that sonic is infact faster than him, and Jet is similar to Knuckles the Echidna, because Knuckles is also sonics rival. He has appeared in sonic riders and will possibly appear in sonic riders 2. Jet is the leader of the Babylon Rogues, which has three members, wave the swallow, Storm the Albatross and of course jet the hawk. He has been nicknamed the "Legendary Wind Master" because he is good at extreme gear. He also has a Mysterious Babylonian Cube which was passed on to him from his father, and is said to awaken Babylon Garden. Some fans of sonic games dislike Jet because he can be very nasty to Sonic and co.

Jet is cool, but why does he have to diss Sonic?

Sonic has too many rivals. dr. Robotnik, Knuckles, Metal sonic, Shadow and now Jet the Hawk!

by EEVEE103 May 28, 2006

Milk jets

When a woman does not pump or feed a baby her Brest will shoot Milk Jets from her nipples when she removed her bra.

When a lactating woman takes a hot shower her breaths will shoot Milk jets "a stream of milk" from the nipples

Your mom shot Milk Jets all over the bathroom this morning

by milk jet king January 11, 2015