Jesus is a smart Cute and amazing person he is very funny but sometimes he can get serious and gets very sensitive at time if ur luck u will date a Jesus just dont take advantage of him and don't break his heart
by BBYGAB October 11, 2019
by Jesusthebigdicknig August 05, 2019
1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe
2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
by Whitestpersonever January 11, 2020
Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.
Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
by Lil_litt_boy November 19, 2018
Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
by thiccthanos November 27, 2018