Ja Rule

Jah Rule
Noun; The human form of a Doberman Pinscher who suffers from Down's Syndrome and has a penis the size of a two-year old boy's.

"Those poor parents. I can't believe their first-born child grew up to be such a Ja Rule"
Shamika: "Eww..look at that ugly dog!"
Tarissa: "Yo Girl! That ain't no dog! That be a mutha-fuckin' Ja Rule!

by Lil' Devil August 21, 2003

Ja Rule

50 Cent's arch enemy; a creative & talented nigga; won the beef cus he got dre; had beef wit Ja bcuz Ja wont let 50 suck his dick; despite all the backstabbing and all that shit, he can still kick 5-0's ass, what?

Ja Rule will kick 50's charcoal, dick-hungry, balls deep, talentless, sour, cock-fucked, chicken, dumb, baby, bitch ass!

by k-oz October 11, 2005

Ja Rule

See wordFrog/word.

Hey look, it's Kermit!

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

ja rule

who?
ja
he's madhhafuckin pussy.See Hail Mary

you aint a killa you a pussy.

by daBlueMelody May 23, 2004

ja rule

a new york rapper wich is really hot so shut the fuck up you haters ... he's done some really good songs ..he cant help it with his voice so back off

ja rule-im from new york ft jadakiss and fat joe

by jagdish November 11, 2006

ja rule

The greatest rapper ever!!!

The song aint it funny by ja rule is awesome!

by courtney June 18, 2006

Ja Rule

NYC rapper who does way too many duets with singers such as Ashanti & R. Kelly. After his album Venni Vitti Vicci, he fell off but refuses to stop making albums even after 50 Cent made a fool of him. His lyrics include shouting "BABY GIRL PUT IT ON ME!! WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU!!!"

Every song on Ja Rule's album Blood In My Eye mentions his one-sided beef with fifty

by Rootbeer February 21, 2005