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Israeli kiss

Kiss another person's (e.g. your woman) feet (passionately.)
To turn my girl friend on, I gave her a long & sultry Israeli kiss.
by Cons_man May 14, 2011
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CEO of Israel

CEO of Israel or 'grimm' is a one of the most funniest guys on the world, hes so cute I love him.
by truengl November 15, 2021
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dancing Israelis

Another anti-Semitic dog whistle used by white supremacists, based on the lie that there were Israeli's dancing and celebrating when the twin towers were hit on 9/11.
anti-Semite: have you googled "dancing Israelis"??
other person: no, what's that??
anti-Semite: proof of who did 9/11, duh are you stoopid??
by ScottIsrael February 16, 2022
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Israel is fake

A piece of deepity used by the unthinking part of the left to disguise their actual views, both from themselves and from others.

To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.

To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.
Zionist: ARE YOU DENYING THAT ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO EXIST?

Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...

Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.

Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion
by Catty McGee June 4, 2019
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Did you know that Israel?

A question that you ask someone purely to confuse them or make them look dumb.
Knowing that Israel is common knowledge, like knowing what 1 + 1 equals.
Person A: Did you know that Israel?
Person B: Uh... no?
Person A: Hah, idiot
by CutieFox9 October 17, 2022
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going alpha israel

Going into the zone becoming stronger and smarter than normally are becoming a alpha
Man we were playing football and Tony was going alpha Israel
by batis November 15, 2014
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israel eyes

A phrase used to describe someone who has the prettiest eyes.
Wow! He has such israel eyes.
by chuuuuuuunnnky January 11, 2021
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