"Omg did you know that John did a Dirty Ismael in our dorm room yesterday?"
"Wow i didnt known he was circumcised"
"Wow i didnt known he was circumcised"
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The occupier: the kid was throwing stones at tanks whichs is a threat for security of israel.
Person 1: pardon my french but what is an israel?
Person 1: pardon my french but what is an israel?
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Get the what is an israel mug.1. to fail to meet the expectations, hopes, desires, or standards of; let down
2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart
3. to have a really shitty time altogether
2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart
3. to have a really shitty time altogether
Work today was such an Israeli Christmas.
I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.
The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.
I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.
The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.
by csbova March 18, 2011
Get the Israeli Christmas mug.When a female lies flat on her back naked with her head hanging slightly off the bed and a male places his balls in her mouth while he masturbates facing her torso with his buttocks above her face. Upon ejaculating on her chest, he passes gas in her face simultaneously.
Joe gave his girlfriend an "Israeli hand grenade" before heading home to the gym. She cannot wait until the next Israeli hand grenade comes her way!
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"According to Deuteronomy 28, blacks, Hispanics and native American people are the Israelites the Bible speaks of.
The children of the 1492 and 1619 slave trades are the Israelites the Bible speaks of."
Technically that's only partially correct. In deuteronomy 28 it says ALL of these curses shall be upon you. NOT SOME. Only the negroes (blacks) fit these curses to a T. While native Americans and Hispanics went through hardships they don't fit the curses of deuteronomy 28 in full. The Hispanics and native American inclusion comes from a 12 tribe chart teaching which doesnt make sense (or include the tribe of dan... hmmm). Scripture says that Israel would be discontinued from their heritage. This has never happened to the people who call themselves Jews today or the Hispanics /Native Americans. But this has happened to the blacks scattered into every nation through slavery. The Torah says by the account of 2 or 3 witnesses a thing must be established. According to not only multiple scriptures but even archeology, history, DNA as well as paintings and cultural practices all THROUGHOUT AFRICA, Blacks (not all) are the descendants of the 12 tribes of Yahsharal/isreal.
An israelite (physical not spiritual) is one who is a descendant of one of the 12 patriarchs of Yahsharal. Abraham>Isaaic>Yacob>12 sons>×××
"According to Deuteronomy 28, blacks, Hispanics and native American people are the Israelites the Bible speaks of.
The children of the 1492 and 1619 slave trades are the Israelites the Bible speaks of."
Technically that's only partially correct. In deuteronomy 28 it says ALL of these curses shall be upon you. NOT SOME. Only the negroes (blacks) fit these curses to a T. While native Americans and Hispanics went through hardships they don't fit the curses of deuteronomy 28 in full. The Hispanics and native American inclusion comes from a 12 tribe chart teaching which doesnt make sense (or include the tribe of dan... hmmm). Scripture says that Israel would be discontinued from their heritage. This has never happened to the people who call themselves Jews today or the Hispanics /Native Americans. But this has happened to the blacks scattered into every nation through slavery. The Torah says by the account of 2 or 3 witnesses a thing must be established. According to not only multiple scriptures but even archeology, history, DNA as well as paintings and cultural practices all THROUGHOUT AFRICA, Blacks (not all) are the descendants of the 12 tribes of Yahsharal/isreal.
An israelite (physical not spiritual) is one who is a descendant of one of the 12 patriarchs of Yahsharal. Abraham>Isaaic>Yacob>12 sons>×××
Circumcised the eighth day, of the stock of YISRA'EL, of the tribe of BINYAMIYN, an IVRIY (hebrew/israelite) of the IVRIYm (hebrews/israelites); as touching the Torah, a PARASHIY;
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by Bachar Nabi May 28, 2019
Get the Israelite mug.The unbreakable alliance between the United States' and The State of Israel's two governing bodies. Also, two Zionistic extremist mentalities against Arabs as an excuse to colonize the land of Palestine.
Much like the way America was "founded" by "Christopher Columbus" and colonized, the Native Americans (Arabs) are being robbed of their land and eliminated by the American Settlers (Israelis) for the political agenda that somehow always has something to do with Great Britain. In the end Isrealica is just the beginning of the Zionistic illuminati agenda which leads into the NWO. Henceforth U.S.A. + Israel = The United States of Israelica
Note: Do not confuse the term Jewish with the term Zionist. Zionist* is to Judaism as Nation of Islam* is to Islam
Political movements*
and remember: Zionist Agenda = Illuminati Agenda = Satanic Agenda.
everything else is just propaganda
Note: Do not confuse the term Jewish with the term Zionist. Zionist* is to Judaism as Nation of Islam* is to Islam
Political movements*
and remember: Zionist Agenda = Illuminati Agenda = Satanic Agenda.
everything else is just propaganda
by Vega Nova September 24, 2011
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