An invitation

He should have to do what I say! He should have to be anointed by the priestess! He should have to live in servitude to piece of shit parents who think they are better than him! How should have to care about our fuck trophies regardless of the effect we have on his life!

Hym "An invitation? They SHOULD have told me they were bringing women to fucking that MENTALLY RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. THAT is what SHOULD have happened! You SHOULD have done what I told you. You SHOULD do what I'm telling you to do now. You SHOULD care that this is happening to people. She SHOULD have to say no to the retard. I SHOULD have done WORSE to that retard and the whore than I did. But what you SHOULDN'T be doing is trying to leverage my situation to get me to do you bullshit self help. A lot of things should be."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Silk invitation

A silk invitation is when someone wanks off their SO into the person being wanked off’s face

Pheobe gave Andy a Silk Invitation

by Kizz August 14, 2021

Benefit of the Invite

The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.

George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 07, 2022

Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

by safesexinnola September 12, 2009

dry inviting

Inviting friends to hang out, but never letting them know your not joing to your own plans.

Davy is always "dry inviting" , he's not really trying to kick it.

by Buckmaster44 July 27, 2023

invite for a night

to summon sb. for the nightfall in order to commit the act of coitus

I just got an invite for a night from...

by RickiSpanish June 11, 2018

Trashcan Invite

Last minute invitation to a dinner, event or meeting. As in the same day, 30 minutes Or less prior to start time or as the person is walking into said event. As I was dropping my tickets into the trash can, I thought of you.

Hey, sorry for the trashcan invite, I have 2 seats to the Yankees/Red Sox game. It is today and starts in 30 minutes... Can you make it?

by guitartechnician June 11, 2020