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'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'
by ccaptainpoopypants April 5, 2008
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international community

The United States' favorite term when justifying its actions against non-Western or Islamic nations. The rationale being that America's not just acting in its own interests, but in the interests of the "International Community."
"(Iran and Syria's) problem is not with the United States, it's with the international community."

- White House spokesman Scott McClellan, February 16, 2005
by uclafalcon February 16, 2005
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international student

Most awesome person you can ever meet. They are willingly decide to get off their asses, leave their home countries, and go see the world. For that reason, they should be given a helluva lot of credit. They usually have funny accents. This is another reason to hang out with them, because everything will suddenly become that much more hilarious. Also, they are generally young people, and have the tendency to be extremely good looking and smart.
Damn, look at that hot international student! She seems pretty freaking awesome.
by ann578 March 5, 2014
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International Baccalaureate

Where getting a 3.9 (weighted) GPA gives you five times more preparation for college than that bastard who dropped out of IB and has a 4.7 (weighted).

Also where over 65-70% of students who start out as pre-IB in freshman year either drop out or fail out by end of senior year.

The best part about it is that everybody in IB agrees with the above two statement. (Note that this does not include the arrogant pre-IB smart asses who think IB is gonna be easy due to their ten times easier course loads)

I'll take an IB student with 3.9 GPA any day over a fucking idiot from Honors/AP with 4.7 who thinks his grades are so high when in reality it's inflated to stinkin' heaven.
Non-IB Idiot: Hey, I have a 4.5 GPA so far going into my junior year. I hear you're in International Baccalaureate?

IB Student: Yes, I'm going into my junior year with 4.1.

Non-IB Idiot: Haha you SUCK!

IB Student: So why don't you join IB your junior year? It's not too late.

Non-IB Idiot: Okay, then, lol, it can't be THAT hard. Bring it on!

IB Student: *Evil smile*

<Junior year passes by>

IB-Screwed-Over Idiot: FUCK! I got 3 C's, 2 A's, and 2 B's my junior year! How is this possible!? I worked three times harder than my previous two years!

IB Student: Oh, well, too bad. I made it out with 5 A's and 2 B's. Oh, wait, colleges look at your junior grades the most....
by LaLaLand999 October 12, 2009
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Night Timing International

The name of the rapidly growing organization that is known for Night Timing. Started in Atlantic County, NJ in September 2008 by 4 members, it has grown to become a popular group for the concept of going out at night and having a good time. For minors, the popular method of sneaking out occurs when one does not have permission of the legal guardians in order to meet up with fellow Night Timers.

NTI now consist of many more members. In order for one to be approved for the group, one must be DTF aka Down To Fuck which means willing to be cool and going out with the rest of the group without any Bitch-Ass-Ness. If some one is not willing to cooperate or drops out of the group, they are sure to expect a mean Forking. and if they dont have a lawn then Egging to their windows may occur.

NOTE: One may be Honorably Discharged of the group which means no penalty if one gets in trouble by the legal guardians due to Night Timing. This has happened to a few members. One has been caught due to a failure to remove a ladder next to the window which the parent concluded precisely that he snuck out. One has also been caught making too much noise sneaking back into their respective house and also arriving home incredibly late or past sunrise.
The following activities are ways of having a good time
when going out:

1) going to the legendary Jersey Devil's house for a scary and fun experience.

2) doing harmless but rather very annoying pranks such as forking, driving on lawns, egging, beeping the horn.

3) going either to McDonald's, Denny's, or White Castle.

4) going to Ocean City boardwalk.

5) going to the Atlantic City boardwalk or casinos and driving around to talk to the women strolling on pacific avenue.

6) bustin dance moves. ex: arm head bang, crucifix.

7) just driving around and listening to the NTI theme song.

8) going to any other fun events such as parties or chilling at some ones house or even bowling.

9) strange catch phrases or words like squally, yo bro, hellz kitch, beautiful stuff, orale guey, or DTF.

Requirements: At least one car to get around town. Money to have a head banging time. supplies such as forks. running gear to avoid getting caught by house owners. cellular devices for solid communication.

Night Timing International has also had an Expansion in 2009 which is called NTI 2Day. look up in U.D.
by Night Timer 03 January 14, 2010
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international music feed

A universal music channel that vastly plays popular music from the USA. The interesting part is the global music, the short bits on the artists and condensed culture shows.
I personally don't care for repetitive popular american music so it's refreshing to listen to music I've not heard before. Life before imf consisted of ignorance to the evident tasteless music of South Africa. Worth checking out for cultural diversity.
International music feed usually shows a mindless rap song followed by euormusic.
by CaseyMeri November 25, 2005
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International Beer Day

An August 5th holiday celebrating the glory of Beer. Festivities include: copious beer drinking, double fisting, hooking up, and use of the word "beertastic"
Guy 1: I just called in sick for International Beer Day, let's hit the pub.
Guy 2: Beertastic!
by skyscotty July 9, 2009
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