Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times

When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once

"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."

by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008

bitch in the face

the act of cussing out an idiot or whore while intoxicated

I'm so pissed at that whore. I'm about to bitch in the face if she doesn't back the fuck up off my man.

by Woo Girl November 24, 2009

Slap in the face

What this is. Isn't it?

Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

Punch You In The Face

Saint Louis punk band that makes fun of everyone while on stage, but mainly themselves.

Im going to go see PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE get wasted and play punk rock in Saint Louis.

by ike5522 May 2, 2008

Mace in the Face

When a ball that has the spikes around it smacks someone in the face causing massive insano trama to the brain. This normally causes death unless the guy makes a reeker, then the ball with spikes will say " Fuck this shit Yo!". Otherwise, I suggest you duck or be sodmized.

Mace mace in the face cuz you can't keep pace and your just taken up space cuz your a disgrace...

by Super Bling Bling in the D O C March 16, 2004

punch her in the face

a term used to describe wanting to fuck a chick

"hey, i think she is in to you!"
"exactly-ill punch her in the face later"
or
why don't you punch her in the face

by oren November 19, 2004

gay in the face

When something or somebody is lame, ugly, or stupid even though it purports not to be.
Not gay as in homosexual, but gay in the flippant, ironic sense. As in retarded.

"Lindsay Lohan is gay in the face."
"This party is gay in the face."
"Fuck those pants are gay in the face."
"That class was so fucking gay in the face."

by TJL December 12, 2006