Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

Minecraft

Epic cure for any sickness a gamer/god has

Yo bruv u ok?
No
Go play minecraft
K broski

3 days later

Hey I’m good now lol

by 37bea November 3, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever!!!! Only problem is if you play than your an outcast but that’s ok because you have Minecraft.

You : I play Minecraft
Friend: what a looser
You: it’s ok cause I can play with my Minecraft girlfrind

by A_Cristmasfied_Walmart December 11, 2019

Minecraft

A game where u build shit

Ima play sum minecraft

by Boss87690 May 31, 2019

MineCraft

A Blocky Game Where You Try To Beat The Game Or Survive As Long As Possible Without Dying.
The Best Game In My Opinion.

Person 1: What is Minecraft:

Person 2: a really fun game where you mine, craft, and kill.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ January 5, 2022

Minecraft

That one game that makes you super nostalgic. Wanting the good ol' days back

the nostalgia of Minecraft:

*Sweden begins to play, drowning out all your thoughts as it fills your head*

*You begin crying*

by poopooman28 May 12, 2019

Minecraft

Possibly the best game in the world.

"Why were you up so late last night?" "I was playing Minecraft."

by Mekacz March 24, 2020