Morning Nipples

The act of arising from a deep slumber, to be awoken by rock hard nipples. Females waking up to hard nipples instead of a hard penis. Equivelent to morning wood.

Why arent my morning nipples going down?!

by Ardishire July 17, 2010

Morning egg

Foul smelling early morning shit.

Guy 1: Ahhh what is that smell?
Guy 2: I just took a morning egg.
Guy 1: I dont need to smell that in the morning!!!

by Dr Wally November 19, 2010

Morning oak

Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful

Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.

by Skid Mark VZ June 30, 2007

morning stomach

when you wake up in the morning and you stomach is perfectly flat thanks to gravity and/or you sleeping on it

Friend A: "I hate my stomach!"
Friend B: "Wait it out 'till the morning, you'll feel much better when you look in the mirror"
Friend A: "Yerr, i know, but i wish i had morning stomach all the time."
Friend B: "So does everyone, dude, so does everyone."

by tregan February 24, 2010

morning coil

Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.

I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Morning Missle

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

by t June 30, 2004

Good Morning

The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.

Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."

by KDAWG April 15, 2005