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The act of arising from a deep slumber, to be awoken by rock hard nipples. Females waking up to hard nipples instead of a hard penis. Equivelent to morning wood.
by Ardishire July 17, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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When a woman wakes up in the morning with huge stiff nipples. Like morning wood on a woman.
Man, my girlfriend spooned me in the morning and I can feel her morning nipples poking me in the back!
by Mornip December 20, 2010
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