rate of knots

A term to describe something happening quickly

When i had the shits, i was going through toilet paper at a rate of knots

My new facebook page is getting in new fans at a rate of knots!

by jaberdeen90 October 08, 2010

Fort Knots

When a drug dealer ties a knot in the baggie so tight that it is almost impossible to open, like fort knox.

Damn this bag is Fort Knots, I cant even open it.

by benhasabigwiener March 02, 2013

grissol knot

when the lips on a woman's vagina look like two peices of bacon tied together

your grandma's pussy has a huge grissol knot

by floydd scottington January 01, 2008

snatch a knot

a phase used to describe dominant male canine mounting behavior, as opposed to mating with a female . The "knot" refers to the dog's erect penis, which is "snatched" painfully from the other dog's rectum when the mounted dog submits. This phrase is used as both an insult and a threat to violently put someone in their place.

Someone should snatch a knot in his/her ass.

by Ms Semantics August 06, 2017

dirt knot

Reamed out butt hole that was poorly wiped and has residual poop

He mooned me and I saw his dirt knot winking at me.

by Brilliantballs February 21, 2015

grundle-knot

Tangled mass of hair that is created in the area between your anus and scrotum due to poor wiping, sweat, hygene, and/or rigorous physical activity.

After the weekend camping trip, Steve realized no showers and day-hikes had produced a grundle-knot as tough as a dredlock

by KINGKEN April 29, 2005

panties in a knot

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.

Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!

by Octopod November 08, 2003