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Inveness Illinois

A rich area located near Barrington, IL and Palatine, IL that has rich and upper middle class families. The students usually attend Fremd HS. There are no sidewalks and to get to anywhere you need to ride your bike or drive a car because of the distances from homes to any place decent to hang out. As a kid you most likely spent your time at home or over at a friends house because your parent drove you there or you rode a bike. Once you can drive you hardly ever hang out in Inverness because you've got more options. There is a town hall, but almost no public services and until a few years ago Inverness's police services were from Barrington or Palatine, now there are two squad cars. Inverness still doesn't have a fire department of its own. Also, Inverness is so small that no one knows of Inverness if you go further south in Illinois, so you have to tell them its near Barrington, Palatine or Schaumburg.

tl;dr: Inverness is rich and there is nothing to do there.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Oh, I live in Inveness Illinois.
Person 1: Where is that?
Person 2: Oh its near Palatine.... Barrington....
Person 1: Ah, got it.
by ex-Inverness resident May 6, 2011
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Elmhurst, Illinois

Town right outside of Chicago, Illinois. Filled with rich white kids...and more rich white kids, with the occasional racially diverse person thrown in there.

Know for it's heroin problem, highschool cross country team, incredibly slutty girls, preppy "jocks", and the fact that everyone there thinks they're ghetto. Which they aren't.

Also, one of those towns where if you don't get out soon enough, you won't get out at all. It'll suck you right back in Seems nice on the surface, but in truth, everyone hates it.

If you're there now, GET OUT, or have fun living a life of being a stepford wife, classic working husband, or a whiny, bitchy teenager.
Loser Jock 1:Dude! My mom bought a $60 fish for our koi pond!

Loser Jock 2: Yo nigz, thats the whitest thing I ain't never heard!

Loser jock 1: You're not black...this is Elmhurst, Illinois....

Loser Jock 2: Yes I is nigga!

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by Helpthissucks February 20, 2011
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Carbondale, Illinois

I've been Carbondaled!
by Anonymous September 2, 2003
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Marine, Illinois

Marine, Illinois is a half an hour east of St. Louis, Missouri. Marine, is a village made up of 930 drunken coked out red necks, with no drivers license or high school education. There is a grade school in the village which consists of the inbred children of the carnie yard across route 143. The one and only gas station is ran by a retard, and a slut, and sometimes a slutty retard. There is one bar/pub within city limits, and is ran by two lesbians with the combined weight of a combine loaded down with squirrel guts from nearby Silver Creek. The Madison County Heritage Trail ends in northern marine, and is usually inhabited by coke fiends sniffing wild animals asses to get that last fix, that is unattainable at the slutty retards gas station or lesbian bar.
BILL: Where you from?

CHAD: Marine, Illinois.

BILL: Oh, so you take it in the ass?

CHAD: Only at the lesbian bar by the slutty retard.
by marine, transplant. December 21, 2010
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northern illinois huskies

Best god damn football team lead by Heisman Canadite Jordan Lynch
went to bcs bowl and could go again begin hated by lots of team because they are undefeated they are the best team and have the best fans to support and never lost at home Northern Illinois Huskies
by Lives in dekalb November 24, 2013
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oswego illinois

A small country town turned new age suburbia. it is one of the fastest growing towns in the chicagoland area. most of the kids that attend school here are in the high upper middle class. they are the home of the oswego panthers and the oswego east wolves. there are 2 high schools, 4 junior highs, and 11 elementary schools. the two largest major cliques you will find here are A: preppy rich white kids. and B: drug addict skater kids. and there a large handful of mixes of these two groups. the local "hangout" is this little roach-infested ice cream shop called Dari Hut. Home of CYSO flute player Ryan Z. The marching band played in the rose bowl and the football team has gone to state before. on february 11th 2007 a car accident occured that broadcasted on national news. Carino is a bitch. there are a lot of people here who think they are cool but they are just gay. thats oswego for you, dont move here!
by Mike Bass October 29, 2007
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Springfield, Illinois

The worst place in the entire world. Shitty weed. No decent bars. The teens hangout at sonic. If you don't grow corn, don't come here.
by omfg217 September 8, 2010
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