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Doesn't Count

Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
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the gate doesn't close before the cart is full

When Jonny Brown is so gullable that he thinks that it means something -From James
Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)
by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017
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Doesn't make science

When you have a topic about pseudoscience, religions, myths, or metaphysics
What is your horoscope?

I don't believe in astrology, Doesn't make science!

You: If you don't believe in God you will go to hell.

Me: Doesn't make science.
by Matt Mufti July 25, 2021
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Doesn't matter

Don't care bitch. Don't care what effect it does or doesn't have. No I don't have to sit here and be watched for the rest of my life.
Hym "Doesn't matter. So if I don't watch the people responsible for me being watched suffer some form of consequences and am not give access to the medium used. I will kill the first kid I get my hands on and I will kill as many as I can."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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That doesn't doubt me

"I'm not surprised by that."

"Expected"
A: "Monica is up to her old shit again."

B: "That doesn't doubt me."
by Sonnyandthebuzz March 29, 2020
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this finals doesn't count

A word that NBA twitter uses to discredit NBA teams who won the NBA finals
This finals doesn't count because the Bucks faced an Injured Nets Team
by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021
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Doesn't Matter

Whoever paid, paid the wrong person and as I've said before:
Hym "If the theory doesn't work... Then it doesn't matter how much money you dump into it. You just want a nigga to be broke. That is it. Shut the fuck up, nigga. You're trash. And I'm him. I'm the correct one. Objectively."
by Hym Iam September 16, 2025
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