Spotti cloned herself and I caught her incesterbating, and it was awesome. It was some pretty hot incesterbation.
by Taliaa July 16, 2007
Get the Incesterbation mug.Mom: Where are you and your brother going?
Mary Sue: Billy Bob and I are going incestating!
Billy Bob: I'm gonna' get me some of that good sister lovin'.
Dad: Billy Bob, you know I shoot at anyone who tries to date yur sister, but since you are my boy I guess I'll let it slide tonight.
Mom: Have a good time and practice safe sex you silly kids.
Dad (to Mom): Come on and watch TV with me, it's our favorite show, "All in the Family".
Mary Sue: Billy Bob and I are going incestating!
Billy Bob: I'm gonna' get me some of that good sister lovin'.
Dad: Billy Bob, you know I shoot at anyone who tries to date yur sister, but since you are my boy I guess I'll let it slide tonight.
Mom: Have a good time and practice safe sex you silly kids.
Dad (to Mom): Come on and watch TV with me, it's our favorite show, "All in the Family".
by The Evil Minister July 16, 2008
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When two family members of the opposite gender have sex, resulting in the creation of a tyrant.
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
Kevin: Oh god! What are Jack and Ellen doing in there? They`re siblings!
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic January 17, 2021
Get the Incest mug.The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)
Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.
by NemoHavok June 18, 2009
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Get the Incest mug.To further and in greater detail study a matter. A bastardization of the word investigate.
There is the possibility that using investimigate over investigate menas you won't be doing as good as a job.
There is the possibility that using investimigate over investigate menas you won't be doing as good as a job.
"I'll investimigate the case of the beer-napping!" said JoJohn just before collapsing in a druken stupor.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
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Even before the spiritual reawakening
As I said ..
Sketchy behaviour
Poses questions
Sometimes you have to fuck yourself
To get said answers …
But … as long as you do
Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice
Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….
Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …
Even before the spiritual reawakening
As I said ..
Sketchy behaviour
Poses questions
Sometimes you have to fuck yourself
To get said answers …
But … as long as you do
Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice
Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….
Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …
Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023
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