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i have a confession for you

“I have a confession for you.”
I like you too”
by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017
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i have given suck

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed
I have failed the test. I have given suck!
by Sheeshily January 4, 2020
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I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.
Don't forget dear I have papers on you.
by Septdee June 23, 2018
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i have nice legs

something you say right before or after saying something arrogant to acknowledge it and therefore not seem like an ass. (similar to how one uses "no homo" or "no offense")

can also be used to call other people on their arrogance (see 'you have nice legs')
"my science project went so well! I think mine was the best in the class...and I have nice legs"

"I have nice legs but damn I look hot with this new hairdo"
by president osama August 6, 2011
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I have black friends

How you know if a white person is racist or not
Ignorant black person: That was racist.

White person: It's ok, I have black friends.

Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.
by Mantis Tobaggan July 11, 2022
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i have a tiny dick

You
Guy 1: I have a massive dick
Guy 2: Well i have a tiny dick
Guy 1 : hahaha
by Big mommas house 2 February 5, 2018
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I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.
I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.
by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020
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