hump hug

When you aproach someone in order to give them a friendly hug, and that person (hopefully of the opposite sex) practically sits on your lap. Commonly found in desperate people.

"hey you know that lisa chick? yeah, i hugged her and she gave me the time of my life! what a hump hugger."

hump hug by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006

hump day 

The middle of the work week, wednesday, or the beginning of the weekend, depending on your level of addiction to alcohol.
The day of the almighty hump day soiree

Man, Delta Chi had a kick ass hump day soiree last week!

hump day by T*Dizzle fo' Rizzle March 9, 2005

Hump It & Dump It 

The act of vigorously humping then immediately dumping a girl or guy, usually for the sole purpose of being a prick..

-Dude I just fucked the hot ass chick from 2nd street!!!

-Dude you better hump it & dump it cuz I heard that bitch got the herpaly-erpalies!!!

Hump It & Dump It by BigMac831 April 6, 2011

Hump Day 

Wednesday - the day preceding Thursday and after Tuesday, midweek week peak day...down hill slide to the weekend.

Acronym - Having Unusual Midweek Psychotic Delusions And Yearnings

No example for Hump Day required...see above.

Hump Day by justpassntime November 4, 2011

hump buddy 

Someone who has a friend who is over zealous.

Why's that guy keep texting you? Is he your fucking hump buddy!?

hump buddy by Maggot_Chops January 12, 2009

hump back 

Hump back is the letter P

M-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-hump back-hump back-I

hump back by some polak September 4, 2004

Hump of death 

A pelvic thrust so powerful that it has been known to kill unsuspecting victims usually young women walking home from the pub. The force of the thrust has been known to scramble the insides of who ever gets in its way.

Holy shit that dude just gave her the hump of death

Hump of death by Long Grass Jim January 11, 2009