Hot pocket

Vaginal cavity, pussy,slit,....also see cock pocket

That dame let me alllll up in the hot pocket without the crisping sleeve my dude

by Printisdead502 February 8, 2020

Hot pocket

When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.

As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.

by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020

Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.

Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night

by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020

Hot pocket

Where one excretes on a females genitals and pushes it in with a penis or a dildo

Guy1: Bro I totally hot pocketed Lisa

Guy2: that’s kinda gross

by Youoyoyooyiy December 12, 2020

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.

“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.

"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven

by Retract3 January 13, 2021