The shortest sentence in the language of "random people" (as in people who like to act "randomly").
People may tell you it is something else, like the sentence "I am" or even the word "Go", however, neither of them are "random".
It must have a question mark at the end. Otherwise, you are just saying the word "horse". Obviously.
Random Person 1: Hey, I totally saw a purple chicken eat a monkey dishwasher, and got pie all over his face, with a cake of cheese!
Random Person 2: Oh ... *thinks carefully* Well, why don't we run across the road so we can find a banana grapefruit with a shoe for a horse?!
Random Person 1: Horse?
(both laugh)
by geeoraysee-ee March 26, 2008
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used when very angry replaces frustrated swear words such as shit
i fell in the snow I got up and yelled HORSE!
by ramundo January 3, 2007
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"Found" or filler work that is used to tide you over the last half hour or so before you leave your job for the day.
It's 3:30 now and I go home at 4, but there isn't enough time for me to scan those documents. So I'll ride this horse now and leave the scanning for tomorrow.
by pentozali April 25, 2008
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(horse, horsey, horsi) also known as a Tongan due because of their diet of horse meat, giving more meaning to "you are what you eat"; also can be used to refer to a fellow Tongan as such with the slang "homie" or "cuzz".

CAUTION:

Never call a Tongan a "horse" in a negative tone of voice. May lead to permanent paralysis and broken bones. If you would like to avoid harsh brutal physical contact, please check with your fellow Tongan if he or she does not mind you calling them a "horse".
1. Sup horse?

2. It's all about that Horsepower.
by W 3$T October 14, 2007
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Jon White from Taylor Michigan, often associated with herme's.
The Horse scratched his itchy vagina.
by Zaffer May 5, 2003
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