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They sat in the back of the movie theater. Jess began to message Jake's knee ever so slightly. His breathing quickened. Jake turned to Jess and whispered "you are making me so horny" Jess nodded and slid her hand up to his inner thigh and began to massage the huge bulge in his pants. Jake let out a moan. A woman sitting in front of them shooshed them. They had to be quiet. Jake slid his hand into Jess's jeans and felt her lacy black thong. She was so wet. Jake pushed his other hand up her shirt and unhooked her bra. Then he stroked, squeezed, and taunted her D cup breasts. She got down on her knees. Jake looked around worried that someone would see. They were focused on the screen. Jess pulled his pants and underwear to his knees. She stroked his inner thigh. Then rubbed his balls and placed the staff in her lips. She slid him in and sucked. He grabbed the seat and bit his lips. He squirmed and painted as she pleasured his parts until finally he exploded in her mouth. He decided to return the favor. This time Jake fell to his knees. He spread Jess's legs as wide as they could go and then pushed them wider. Then he fingered her pussy. She moaned quietly. He began to lick her clit and she gasped. He moved faster and fiercer until she grabbed him and screamed in orgasm. The movie goers looked for the commotion. Jake and Jess ran out of the theater.
They sat in the back of the movie theater. Jess began to message Jake's knee ever so slightly. His breathing quickened. Jake turned to Jess and whispered "you are making me so horny" Jess nodded and slid her hand up to his inner thigh and began to massage the huge bulge in his pants. Jake let out a moan. A woman sitting in front of them shooshed them. They had to be quiet. Jake slid his hand into Jess's jeans and felt her lacy black thong. She was so wet. Jake pushed his other hand up her shirt and unhooked her bra. Then he stroked, squeezed, and taunted her D cup breasts. She got down on her knees. Jake looked around worried that someone would see. They were focused on the screen. Jess pulled his pants and underwear to his knees. She stroked his inner thigh. Then rubbed his balls and placed the staff in her lips. She slid him in and sucked. He grabbed the seat and bit his lips. He squirmed and painted as she pleasured his parts until finally he exploded in her mouth. He decided to return the favor. This time Jake fell to his knees. He spread Jess's legs as wide as they could go and then pushed them wider. Then he fingered her pussy. She moaned quietly. He began to lick her clit and she gasped. He moved faster and fiercer until she grabbed him and screamed in orgasm. The movie goers looked for the commotion. Jake and Jess ran out of the theater.
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She looked at him across the room and he motioned for her to follow him into this room He looked at her and tugged her shirt down so he could see her tits She put her hand down his pants and got wet just feeling his hard 10" cock. "Fuck me. I want you to fuck me so hard I cant walk!" He slammed her on the bed and they took off their clothes. He was rubbing his dick and then slowly touched the tip of it into her pussy. "Mmm Deeper put it in deeper daddy" he put about 2 and a half more inches in and she was already cumming "DADDY PUT IT ALL IN" she moaned "Beg me" He said to her "Daddy im a thirsty slut who wants your cock in me" She screamed He put it all in she screamed and moaned. He then took it out "Daddy put it in" she begged He pushed her onto her knees and shoved her head to his cock She let the cum into her mouth she smiled and swallowed it He then picked her up and put her against the wall Cum dripping from her soaking wet pussy He put his dick in her too horny to worry about teasing her As she bobbed up and down back pressed against the wall she let out loud moans He threw her back onto the bed and spread her legs open He kissed her thighs and as he squeezed her tits he licked her dripping pussy she shoved his head more and more into her pussy then he slipped two fingers in and rubbed trying to find her g-spot She wanted to suck his cock they went into the 69 position She sat up and put his dick in her slowly going up and down He came inside her and she rubbed it in.
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