Homeless Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are homeless trying to find a place to live before their move to Las Vegas. Derek Carr sucks John Gruden after practice everyday. After their 2013 10-6 season they had a huge circle jerk and gave each other head as celebration

Homeless raiders are homeless! They always lose vs the Charger, Chiefs, and Broncos.

by informer7819 February 14, 2019

Homeless Pete

Homeless Pete is a very scary, yet cool guy. He is homeless and can often be found lurking by a Love shack.

'Golly gosh! He is such an epic lad!', said Rupert. 'Yeah,' agreed Micheal, 'A real Homeless Pete'

by GollyGosher May 26, 2021

Homeless Sexual

An individual of better than average looks who's typically with-in the prime child bearing age range of 18 - 35 years old, who's without the neccesities of a clean location and clean body, to have better than average sex.

That homeless sexual would be so hot!

by CountDraculaScores July 1, 2009

homeless person's law

a "homeless person's" sign can only say 'god bless' it CANNOT say, 'god bless YOU'!!

space alien seeking $$ -god bless! is an example of homeless person's law

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

homeless butt sex

Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.

You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.

Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...

I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.

by bad_christian713 June 4, 2009

homeless sexual

It's a gay homeless person.

"Hey! Give that homeless sexual a dime!"

by TERRRRI January 6, 2008

homeless rollercoaster

When you steal a blanket from a homeless individual and proceed to conduct various sexual activities on top of it. Later that night when you can hardly stand, return the blanket and run away. (this is far more enjoyable when the blanket you steal happens to be that destitute's only blanket)

'joe blow, the homeless man on 5th street, has been unhappy lately due to a run-in with the notorious homeless rollercoaster'

by toggaf a ton April 30, 2013